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Cooking with the Naked Chef who is apparently Jamie Oliver

 

 

I am going to be honest with you right from the start here I did not read this book, in fact I barely even glanced at it.  How can I judge it's content and give it a thumbs down if I haven't even looked at it, you may ask.  Simple my dear reader, await as I outline my ingenious review strategy. 

First off the title is Happy Days with the Naked Chef.  SO right off the bat I assume it is some sort of cooking porn.  Oh first a little background if you are wondering how I got this book in the first place.  It's my wives and she just checked it out from the library.  She said she was only interested in the recipes but I know better she is interested in this dude on the cover.  Anyway I open the book up and flip through it.  Much to my surprise there are no naked people at all, let alone naked chefs, in this book.  Instead we have posh British youths prancing around in hip fashions and enjoying gourmet food.  What a joke, I mean it's not like I wanted to see a naked chef, unless it was a girl chef, OH YEAH, (is there such a thing as a girl chef).  The big question is what makes him the naked chef, if he always cooks fully clothed why is he called that.  I went to his website to try and find out www.jamieoliver.com   Sorry no luck there.  Well at about this point I lose interest in the whole thing and decided to hastily end the review. 

 Along with the pictures of people there are lots of pictures of really disgusting looking food.  So if its a cooking porno you are looking for\ look else where.   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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